Cowtipping debunked

If you grew up in Wisconsin, you definitely heard people bragging about having tipped over sleeping cows as part of a drunken night's fun. Science, however, has revealed this to be malarkey, whatever malarkey is...

Posted because I was excited to know what the hypoteneuse of a cow was!

**Late Update: "Malarkey," informed sources tell me, is a form of "bunkum." Nuff said!