Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Todd's Top Ten Suggested but Obscure Aesthetic Pleasures:

10. repetition in music. hooks, choruses, basslines, grooves, anything.

9. people who can be funny instead of whiny when they complain.

8. that fat, blobby moon between the more glamorous "crescent" and full moon (called "gibbous").

7. not the foregrounds but the backgrounds in paintings--those miniature landscapes over a sitter's shoulder that you want to go walk in like in renaissance painting. or the simple landscapes in the illustrations of children's books.

6. bare trees, grey skies, pale dead grasses. purty.

5. the unpredictable gleams of feedback billy gibbons gets out of his guitar at the end of "La Grange" by choking way up on the pick.

4. non-magnificence in nature.

3. old sixties keyboards which make rock sound outerspace or candystriped, like in the B-52s, or the organ as used in blues, hard rock, or psychedelic rock, like Deep Purple, Pink Floyd or Steve Winwood in Traffic or on Voodoo Chile.

2. dirges, funeral marches, and other doomy, minor key music.

1. sunlight on anything.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Friday Squirrelblogging?


Continuing on the rodent theme, Russian villagers have reported roaming gangs of squirrels who descend on the inhabitants of their village and eat them. Now I have long warned on this blog that a squirrel is an aggressive and elusive foe, cagey and dangerous. Isn't it about time we dealt with this "grey menace"? First they bark at us from trees, then they eat the birdseed---then they come for the children.